1
00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:04,814
(Neevee): You�re moving out

2
00:00:04,815 --> 00:00:06,014
and taking my grandchild
away from me?

3
00:00:06,015 --> 00:00:07,044
(Neevee sighs)

4
00:00:07,045 --> 00:00:08,885
Can you even afford
a whole house?

5
00:00:08,985 --> 00:00:11,525
{\an8}- I can, if I go in on it
with Millie.

6
00:00:11,615 --> 00:00:15,515
{\an8} The house is the most
beautiful emerald green.

7
00:00:15,625 --> 00:00:18,095
{\an8}Oh! There�s my baby.

8
00:00:18,096 --> 00:00:19,394
{\an8}How was your weekend?

9
00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:22,565
{\an8} - Good! Ataata
let me have so much cake.

10
00:00:22,566 --> 00:00:23,934
{\an8} - Oh, was it
somebody�s birthday?

11
00:00:23,935 --> 00:00:26,005
{\an8}- No, it was his wedding!

12
00:00:26,006 --> 00:00:27,504
{\an8}- Your dad got married?

13
00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:29,345
- Mm-hmm.

14
00:00:29,346 --> 00:00:30,234
- To who?

15
00:00:30,235 --> 00:00:32,035
{\an8}- I don�t really know her name

16
00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,575
{\an8}�cause Ataata just
calls her "babe."

17
00:00:34,675 --> 00:00:37,675
{\an8}But she bought me this dress.

18
00:00:37,775 --> 00:00:39,415
- Nice...

19
00:00:39,515 --> 00:00:41,585
{\an8}- Wow.

20
00:00:41,586 --> 00:00:42,884
{\an8} It�s... nice.
(upbeat music)

21
00:00:42,885 --> 00:00:44,755
? Sorry girl
it�s a big old world ?

22
00:00:44,855 --> 00:00:47,225
{\an8} ? And it all don�t
revolve around you ?

23
00:00:47,325 --> 00:00:49,435
{\an8} ? Sorry girl,
it�s a big old world ?

24
00:00:49,455 --> 00:00:51,995
- He has the emotional maturity
of a toddler.

25
00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,595
How does he have
a new soulmate

26
00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,934
{\an8}and I�ve had three...

27
00:00:55,935 --> 00:00:58,575
{\an8}Three and a half hookups?

28
00:00:58,665 --> 00:01:01,205
{\an8}Ting is married!

29
00:01:01,206 --> 00:01:02,904
{\an8} - We heard you
the first 11 times.

30
00:01:02,905 --> 00:01:04,104
{\an8}- Yeah, now you�re just
saying it louder.

31
00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,675
{\an8} - Mm.
- It�s just...

32
00:01:05,676 --> 00:01:07,444
{\an8}I need to get back out there.

33
00:01:07,445 --> 00:01:08,704
{\an8}I deserve love too.

34
00:01:08,705 --> 00:01:10,305
{\an8}- So you want a boyfriend.

35
00:01:10,415 --> 00:01:12,355
{\an8}- Yeah! No.

36
00:01:12,356 --> 00:01:13,384
{\an8}Yeah.

37
00:01:13,385 --> 00:01:15,685
{\an8}But it�s so hard
to find someone

38
00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:17,655
{\an8}that�s smart and funny

39
00:01:17,755 --> 00:01:21,295
{\an8} and handsome and it�s not
like I have the time to look.

40
00:01:22,355 --> 00:01:24,795
{\an8}- What if we do a bunch
in one night?

41
00:01:24,796 --> 00:01:26,494
{\an8}(quietly): I�m not into orgies.

42
00:01:26,495 --> 00:01:27,394
{\an8}I don�t... think...

43
00:01:27,395 --> 00:01:29,535
{\an8}- No, we have DandD here tonight.

44
00:01:29,635 --> 00:01:31,735
{\an8}You know, Dungeons and Dragons.

45
00:01:31,835 --> 00:01:33,775
{\an8}I�m the DandD DJ.

46
00:01:33,865 --> 00:01:35,335
{\an8}We have a lot of guys.

47
00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:37,304
{\an8}- So I have to learn
DandD by tonight.

48
00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,944
{\an8}- No, I�m saying we swap DandD
for a speed-dating event.

49
00:01:39,945 --> 00:01:41,544
{\an8}Invite anyone that�s single.

50
00:01:41,545 --> 00:01:43,614
{\an8}(Millie): Yeah! Blast out
a radio ad.

51
00:01:43,615 --> 00:01:45,644
{\an8}Or wait, do you think Jason
could put a word out

52
00:01:45,645 --> 00:01:46,644
{\an8}at the school?

53
00:01:46,645 --> 00:01:48,285
We have a whole new crop

54
00:01:48,286 --> 00:01:49,914
of southern teachers
that came in

55
00:01:49,915 --> 00:01:52,315
in the fall and they need
some breaking in.

56
00:01:52,316 --> 00:01:54,884
{\an8}- Sounds like an efficient way
to fast-track my progress.

57
00:01:54,885 --> 00:01:58,485
{\an8}- Yeah! That�s my kind
of trainwreck.

58
00:01:58,595 --> 00:02:00,935
? Sorry girl
it�s a big old world ?

59
00:02:00,936 --> 00:02:03,194
{\an8}? And it all don�t revolve
around you ?

60
00:02:03,195 --> 00:02:05,485
{\an8} (Alistair): Ooh,
it�s cold out there.

61
00:02:07,505 --> 00:02:08,555
{\an8}Hey.

62
00:02:08,876 --> 00:02:12,574
{\an8}- I wasn�t expecting to see you.

63
00:02:12,575 --> 00:02:13,874
{\an8}(Neevee clears throat)

64
00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:16,015
{\an8}You usually come weekends.

65
00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:17,655
{\an8}And text ahead.

66
00:02:17,656 --> 00:02:18,884
{\an8}- Yeah, yeah, well,

67
00:02:18,885 --> 00:02:20,544
{\an8}I heard it was a PD day
at school.

68
00:02:20,545 --> 00:02:23,215
{\an8}I thought Bun might
want to play out.

69
00:02:23,315 --> 00:02:24,385
- Yeah.

70
00:02:24,485 --> 00:02:25,955
�Kay. Fine.

71
00:02:27,636 --> 00:02:29,694
{\an8}Bun!

72
00:02:29,695 --> 00:02:31,335
{\an8}Your grandpa�s here!

73
00:02:31,425 --> 00:02:33,695
{\an8}(Bun): Yay! I go pee first.

74
00:02:33,795 --> 00:02:35,965
{\an8}(footsteps)

75
00:02:36,065 --> 00:02:37,335
{\an8}(door closes)

76
00:02:39,105 --> 00:02:40,845
- Well, I...
I see you got some...

77
00:02:40,935 --> 00:02:42,905
some new stuff.

78
00:02:43,005 --> 00:02:44,205
Yeah? I... I like it.

79
00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,604
- I don�t really do small talk

80
00:02:45,605 --> 00:02:48,605
with people who�ve been
all up in here...

81
00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:54,145
- Look, Neev, I just wanna spend
more time with her, you know?

82
00:02:54,146 --> 00:02:56,984
(Alistair stammers)
I missed out on seeing

83
00:02:56,985 --> 00:02:58,855
Siaja grow up and now Bun-

84
00:02:58,955 --> 00:03:02,755
- Bun! Your grandpa�s waiting.

85
00:03:02,855 --> 00:03:05,395
(Bun): Um... I�m pooing now!

86
00:03:05,495 --> 00:03:06,965
(Alistair sighs)

87
00:03:07,065 --> 00:03:09,005
- Fine.

88
00:03:09,006 --> 00:03:10,994
Just tell Bun that
I�ll be waiting for her

89
00:03:10,995 --> 00:03:12,965
in my truck.

90
00:03:18,335 --> 00:03:22,135
? I want to know what love is ?

91
00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:23,474
(Colin): Calling
all single folks.

92
00:03:23,475 --> 00:03:25,344
Are you tired
of meaningless hookups

93
00:03:25,345 --> 00:03:27,045
and ready for slightly more?

94
00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:29,945
Have we got a super-specific
event for you!

95
00:03:30,055 --> 00:03:33,925
Get ready for Speed-Dating
for Real Romance.

96
00:03:33,926 --> 00:03:35,754
Tonight, right here
at the community centre.

97
00:03:35,755 --> 00:03:37,095
Doors open at 07:00,

98
00:03:37,195 --> 00:03:39,265
hearts open at 07:30.

99
00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:43,365
Let�s see who bites.

100
00:03:43,366 --> 00:03:45,394
(? I Want to Know What Love Is ?
by Foreigner continues)

101
00:03:45,395 --> 00:03:47,865
- I heard that and I know
exactly what you�re up to.

102
00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:50,605
And I�m all in!
(laughing)

103
00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:51,704
It�s criminal to let that

104
00:03:51,705 --> 00:03:54,575
youthful flexibility
and natural collagen

105
00:03:54,675 --> 00:03:56,845
go to waste.

106
00:03:56,846 --> 00:03:58,074
- Did you want something?

107
00:03:58,075 --> 00:03:59,875
- Oh, yeah! Big news.

108
00:03:59,876 --> 00:04:01,184
We got the community
programming grant.

109
00:04:01,185 --> 00:04:02,825
(Colin gasps)
- For real?

110
00:04:02,915 --> 00:04:03,985
Even the ball?

111
00:04:04,085 --> 00:04:05,485
- Yes, your idea paid off.

112
00:04:05,486 --> 00:04:06,524
Literally.

113
00:04:06,525 --> 00:04:08,465
- Let�s go!
Okay, I�ll get started.

114
00:04:08,466 --> 00:04:09,354
- Slow your roll.

115
00:04:09,355 --> 00:04:10,725
You may be the face of this,

116
00:04:10,825 --> 00:04:12,165
but I�m still the brains.

117
00:04:12,255 --> 00:04:14,355
So I�ll get started

118
00:04:14,465 --> 00:04:17,735
and you get ready
for date night.

119
00:04:17,835 --> 00:04:19,375
You all have fun tonight!

120
00:04:19,465 --> 00:04:23,035
? I want you to show me... ?

121
00:04:23,135 --> 00:04:25,375
(groovy music)

122
00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:29,655
- Helen, I want to talk to you.

123
00:04:29,745 --> 00:04:30,795
- Mm-hmm?

124
00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,475
- I really think I should
lead the winter ball.

125
00:04:37,885 --> 00:04:40,425
I am so excited to get started.

126
00:04:40,525 --> 00:04:42,895
Maybe I could even
reach out to Elisapee.

127
00:04:42,995 --> 00:04:44,125
- Hmm?

128
00:04:46,025 --> 00:04:48,025
- No, not our Elisapee.

129
00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:51,795
Elisapee Isaac,
the global rock star?

130
00:04:51,895 --> 00:04:53,595
Just imagine the whole town

131
00:04:53,705 --> 00:04:56,005
in Inuk-style tuxes
and ballgowns,

132
00:04:56,105 --> 00:04:57,705
dancing the night away.

133
00:04:57,706 --> 00:04:59,844
- This is gonna be
the biggest event Ice Cove

134
00:04:59,845 --> 00:05:00,844
has ever seen.

135
00:05:00,845 --> 00:05:02,345
This can�t fail.

136
00:05:02,445 --> 00:05:03,765
I�m up for review this year.

137
00:05:03,815 --> 00:05:06,385
- It won�t fail because
I learned from you.

138
00:05:06,485 --> 00:05:10,995
I promise no shortcuts
on equipment, on safety.

139
00:05:11,085 --> 00:05:12,925
I will micro-plan every detail

140
00:05:13,025 --> 00:05:15,765
and make us both look great.

141
00:05:15,855 --> 00:05:20,125
Also, you told the funders
that I was the project lead.

142
00:05:20,225 --> 00:05:24,495
So I think I should
actually be the lead.

143
00:05:25,365 --> 00:05:27,605
- Are you... strong-arming me?

144
00:05:29,275 --> 00:05:30,845
- What if I am?

145
00:05:30,935 --> 00:05:33,035
(rhythmic music)

146
00:05:33,145 --> 00:05:35,445
(chattering)

147
00:05:35,446 --> 00:05:37,314
- I�m leading the winter ball!
(Millie and Colin gasp)

148
00:05:37,315 --> 00:05:39,315
- What? Oh my gosh!
- Yes!

149
00:05:45,415 --> 00:05:48,015
(school bell rings)

150
00:05:48,016 --> 00:05:49,324
- Hey, Jason! What�s up!

151
00:05:49,325 --> 00:05:51,095
I mean...
Vice Principal Idajjuk.

152
00:05:51,195 --> 00:05:52,245
- Hey Kuuk. What�s up?

153
00:05:52,255 --> 00:05:54,005
- Just want to
drop this off for you.

154
00:05:54,065 --> 00:05:55,135
My resum�.

155
00:05:55,225 --> 00:05:57,425
- Ah, Colin mentioned
you�re job hunting.

156
00:05:57,535 --> 00:06:00,105
- Well, I mean, I can cook,
I can clean, you know?

157
00:06:00,205 --> 00:06:01,845
- That�s a step down from...

158
00:06:01,846 --> 00:06:03,534
scientific research associate.

159
00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,704
- Well, the title made it sound
fancier than what it is.

160
00:06:05,705 --> 00:06:07,605
Yeah. And besides,
I�m kind of a...

161
00:06:07,606 --> 00:06:08,744
- A broke bitch?

162
00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:11,115
(Jason laughs)
- Harsh. Yes, but accurate.

163
00:06:11,116 --> 00:06:12,244
- We�ve all been there, man.

164
00:06:12,245 --> 00:06:13,244
I�ll keep you in mind, okay?

165
00:06:13,245 --> 00:06:14,385
- Yeah? Dude, thank you.

166
00:06:14,386 --> 00:06:15,884
- You�re welcome.
- All right, see you.

167
00:06:15,885 --> 00:06:17,085
- Talk to you later.

168
00:06:17,185 --> 00:06:18,955
(upbeat music)

169
00:06:19,055 --> 00:06:20,825
(teens chattering)

170
00:06:22,355 --> 00:06:25,855
(teen): Watch out, adult coming.

171
00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:27,175
(Kuuk exhales)
- Nice!

172
00:06:27,225 --> 00:06:29,525
- That was crazy,
like a Fortnite jump.

173
00:06:29,526 --> 00:06:31,034
- Hey, where we landing, guy?

174
00:06:31,035 --> 00:06:32,305
(vocalizes cocking gun)

175
00:06:32,395 --> 00:06:34,295
(Ethan): Guys! Seriously?

176
00:06:34,405 --> 00:06:36,005
The bell was five minutes ago.

177
00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,235
(teen): Whatever.

178
00:06:37,236 --> 00:06:39,344
- Got any V-Bucks
that you�re not using?

179
00:06:39,345 --> 00:06:41,044
- I don�t have any
kind of bucks right now.

180
00:06:41,045 --> 00:06:42,145
(teens titter)

181
00:06:42,245 --> 00:06:43,515
(Ethan clears throat)

182
00:06:43,615 --> 00:06:45,015
- Oh, uh... guys, get to class.

183
00:06:45,016 --> 00:06:46,114
Come on.

184
00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,314
What are you guys doing?

185
00:06:47,315 --> 00:06:48,984
You don�t wanna end up
broke like me, do you?

186
00:06:48,985 --> 00:06:50,225
(laughter)

187
00:06:50,315 --> 00:06:52,285
(rhythmic music)

188
00:06:52,356 --> 00:06:56,094
(approaching footsteps)
(Neevee gasps)

189
00:06:56,095 --> 00:06:58,065
- Wow, you look hot.

190
00:06:58,155 --> 00:06:59,355
- So do you.

191
00:06:59,465 --> 00:07:01,335
Bun�s with Alistair
so I�m going out.

192
00:07:01,336 --> 00:07:02,364
Where are you going?

193
00:07:02,365 --> 00:07:04,035
- Some dumb singles thing.

194
00:07:04,036 --> 00:07:05,134
Where are you going?

195
00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:06,575
- To the dumb singles thing

196
00:07:06,665 --> 00:07:08,355
my friends organized
just for me.

197
00:07:08,405 --> 00:07:12,605
- Oh! Are you looking
for a, um... tryst?

198
00:07:12,705 --> 00:07:13,905
- Uh, no.

199
00:07:13,906 --> 00:07:15,844
This event is specifically
for people who want

200
00:07:15,845 --> 00:07:17,245
more than that.

201
00:07:17,345 --> 00:07:19,445
- Huh. Shit.

202
00:07:19,545 --> 00:07:21,285
- You can still come.

203
00:07:21,385 --> 00:07:23,125
- Uh... no.

204
00:07:23,126 --> 00:07:24,514
Relationships are too hard.

205
00:07:24,515 --> 00:07:26,324
- But it�s worth the effort
for the right person.

206
00:07:26,325 --> 00:07:28,965
- Hmm... that�s just not
in my DNA.

207
00:07:29,055 --> 00:07:30,295
But you go.

208
00:07:30,296 --> 00:07:31,994
Hopefully you
didn�t inherit my-

209
00:07:31,995 --> 00:07:35,335
- Damage?
- Genes.

210
00:07:35,425 --> 00:07:36,765
(Neevee scoffs)

211
00:07:36,865 --> 00:07:38,135
- It ends with me.

212
00:07:38,235 --> 00:07:40,405
They�ll call me Siaja

213
00:07:40,406 --> 00:07:42,464
the Intergenerational
Curse Breaker,

214
00:07:42,465 --> 00:07:43,905
first of her name.

215
00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:49,375
(rhythmic folk music playing)

216
00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:01,995
(Alistair yells)
(Bun gasps and giggles)

217
00:08:02,025 --> 00:08:04,195
- I almost didn�t find you.

218
00:08:04,295 --> 00:08:06,235
- Betcha didn�t think
I�d hide here.

219
00:08:06,325 --> 00:08:08,435
- Well, you know the reason
I took so long?

220
00:08:08,525 --> 00:08:10,795
Cos I thought,
"There is no way

221
00:08:10,895 --> 00:08:14,195
"that Bun is gonna hide
in the same place

222
00:08:14,196 --> 00:08:16,204
"three times in a row!"
(Bun giggles)

223
00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,505
- I�ll go hide again.

224
00:08:17,506 --> 00:08:19,204
- Oh... Look, look, look.
Hang on, hang on.

225
00:08:19,205 --> 00:08:20,204
It�s getting kind of late, Bun.

226
00:08:20,205 --> 00:08:22,045
- Last round? I promise.

227
00:08:22,145 --> 00:08:23,715
I won�t hide in the same place.

228
00:08:23,815 --> 00:08:25,155
Please?

229
00:08:25,245 --> 00:08:26,485
(Alistair sighs)

230
00:08:28,685 --> 00:08:29,735
- Okay.

231
00:08:31,855 --> 00:08:34,825
Atausiq, one.

232
00:08:34,925 --> 00:08:36,865
Marruuk, two.

233
00:08:36,955 --> 00:08:39,125
Pingasut, three.

234
00:08:39,225 --> 00:08:40,925
(echoing): Tisamat, four.

235
00:08:41,025 --> 00:08:42,795
(funky music)

236
00:08:45,065 --> 00:08:47,035
(chattering and laughter)

237
00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:52,315
(Millie): Okay! Listen up!

238
00:08:52,405 --> 00:08:55,105
This is the Ice Cove
murder board.

239
00:08:55,205 --> 00:08:58,445
Doesn�t have anything to do
with murder, as far as I know.

240
00:08:58,545 --> 00:09:00,045
Elisapee and I have updated it

241
00:09:00,145 --> 00:09:01,745
based off your RSVPs.

242
00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:04,985
- We have huge extended families

243
00:09:04,986 --> 00:09:06,124
in this small town.

244
00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:09,565
It can be hard to remember
who you can date.

245
00:09:09,655 --> 00:09:13,395
- So. Red string means
relation by blood.

246
00:09:13,495 --> 00:09:14,665
Do not engage.

247
00:09:14,765 --> 00:09:18,205
Blue string means relation
by marriage or adoption.

248
00:09:18,295 --> 00:09:20,265
Engage at your own risk.

249
00:09:20,365 --> 00:09:23,735
And no string, no problem!

250
00:09:23,835 --> 00:09:26,705
We start in 10.
(chatter and laughter)

251
00:09:26,805 --> 00:09:29,005
- Brilliant idea.
Work of art, really.

252
00:09:29,006 --> 00:09:31,114
- And it�s functional.
You should take a look.

253
00:09:31,115 --> 00:09:32,165
(snorts)

254
00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:33,614
- I think I�m okay.
(Millie gasps)

255
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,284
- Says the girl
who tongued her dad.

256
00:09:35,285 --> 00:09:37,114
(Millie giggles)
(softly): I hate you!

257
00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:39,055
- You looooove me.

258
00:09:39,155 --> 00:09:41,325
- Hello, kittens!

259
00:09:41,425 --> 00:09:42,695
- Uh, Helen.

260
00:09:42,795 --> 00:09:44,335
Didn�t know you were coming.

261
00:09:44,336 --> 00:09:45,654
- I didn�t either.
Went out for milk

262
00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:46,894
and saw that the lights were on.

263
00:09:46,895 --> 00:09:48,324
- Wearing your dancing pants.

264
00:09:48,325 --> 00:09:50,365
- Oh! Oh, well...

265
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,435
better to have �em
and not need �em

266
00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:54,835
than to need �em
and not have �em.

267
00:09:54,935 --> 00:09:56,105
Okay.

268
00:09:56,205 --> 00:09:58,045
To succeed at things like this,

269
00:09:58,135 --> 00:09:59,455
you�ve got to bag the beast

270
00:09:59,505 --> 00:10:01,005
within 90 seconds.

271
00:10:01,105 --> 00:10:04,905
This scent drives men nuts.

272
00:10:05,015 --> 00:10:06,065
- Worked on me.

273
00:10:06,066 --> 00:10:08,144
- I think I�m okay.
I�m just gonna go out there

274
00:10:08,145 --> 00:10:09,084
and try to be open and-

275
00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:12,525
(Siaja gulps and chokes)
- Minty fresh.

276
00:10:12,615 --> 00:10:14,855
Okay, now go get �em!

277
00:10:14,955 --> 00:10:16,695
(Siaja exhales)

278
00:10:19,925 --> 00:10:22,215
(Colin): We�ll be back
next week, all right?

279
00:10:22,225 --> 00:10:24,495
Thanks.
(both): Huzzah.

280
00:10:27,605 --> 00:10:29,075
- What are you doing here?

281
00:10:29,165 --> 00:10:30,485
- Hey! Uh, well, I came here

282
00:10:30,575 --> 00:10:32,275
to level up my elf but now

283
00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:34,915
apparently I�m serving
snacks, so...

284
00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:38,445
- Oh! Sorry, we hijacked
the place just for tonight.

285
00:10:38,545 --> 00:10:42,145
- Are you... participating
in the... the...

286
00:10:42,245 --> 00:10:44,245
- Yeah! Why not?

287
00:10:44,355 --> 00:10:46,325
- Yeah. Right, of course. Yeah.

288
00:10:46,425 --> 00:10:48,065
That�s, uh... That�s sup...

289
00:10:48,155 --> 00:10:49,725
That�s so great.

290
00:10:49,825 --> 00:10:51,525
Yeah.
(whistle blows)

291
00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:54,265
- Uh, I should...
probably go do...

292
00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:55,364
- Get in there.

293
00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:57,035
(Siaja laughs)

294
00:10:57,036 --> 00:10:58,164
(melancholy music plays)

295
00:10:58,165 --> 00:11:00,805
(Helen): Who�s ready
to mingle and dingle?

296
00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,605
- Bun!

297
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:05,945
This isn�t funny anymore.

298
00:11:07,505 --> 00:11:08,775
Where is she?

299
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:09,975
Bun!

300
00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:12,675
Bun, come on, Bun,
it�s getting late!

301
00:11:14,085 --> 00:11:15,555
Bun!

302
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,555
Ugh, this kid is gonna
give me a heart attack.

303
00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:24,635
(Colin): Let date night begin!

304
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,895
Each date will last
around three minutes.

305
00:11:26,995 --> 00:11:30,695
Helen here has kindly
volunteered to help keep time.

306
00:11:30,696 --> 00:11:33,204
When she blows the whistle
that she just happened

307
00:11:33,205 --> 00:11:34,255
to have with her,

308
00:11:34,256 --> 00:11:36,134
those of you on the outside
will move one place

309
00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:37,134
to your right.

310
00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:38,134
(whistle blows)

311
00:11:38,135 --> 00:11:39,844
(chairs move)
- No! No! Uh, sorry, nope.

312
00:11:39,845 --> 00:11:42,115
Just a demonstration, just to-
- Go!

313
00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:45,514
- How did she take over so fast?
- I�m weak. I have no spine.

314
00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:48,085
(Adamie): Hey sweet cheeks.

315
00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:49,084
- It�s Siaja.

316
00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:51,985
Nice shirt.
I loved Ocarina of Time.

317
00:11:51,986 --> 00:11:54,184
- And then Ting dumped me
when he found out

318
00:11:54,185 --> 00:11:56,525
I was pregnant.
- That�s so messed up.

319
00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:57,924
A real man should
raise his kids.

320
00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,925
- Oh, no, he�s not the father.

321
00:12:01,025 --> 00:12:02,225
But you could be.

322
00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:04,694
(Millie clears throat)
(strained): Third cousin, ahem.

323
00:12:04,695 --> 00:12:06,095
( ? Boys ? by Lizzo )

324
00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:08,234
- You don�t have to pretend
to be a gamer for me.

325
00:12:08,235 --> 00:12:10,604
And you should know
that I like wearing the pants

326
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,634
in the relationship.

327
00:12:11,635 --> 00:12:14,475
- Oh my God, me too!

328
00:12:14,575 --> 00:12:17,215
We already have
so much in common.

329
00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:18,485
? What�s two plus two ?

330
00:12:18,575 --> 00:12:19,775
- It�s a simple question.

331
00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:23,955
Can. You. Handle me?

332
00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:26,485
? Make a girl go crazy ?

333
00:12:26,585 --> 00:12:28,225
? Four, three, two, ow ?

334
00:12:28,325 --> 00:12:31,425
- This could be all yours.

335
00:12:31,525 --> 00:12:32,575
(whistle blows)

336
00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:34,795
? I like big boys,
itty-bitty boys ?

337
00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:36,995
? Mississippi boys,
inner city boys ?

338
00:12:36,996 --> 00:12:39,034
? I like the pretty boys
with the bow tie ?

339
00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:41,835
- And so I only have
one toe left.

340
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:45,605
- Oh man. Was it... frostbite?

341
00:12:45,705 --> 00:12:47,575
- Heh. Nope.

342
00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:49,445
? You my fave boys ?

343
00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:52,215
- So what�s your scandal?

344
00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:53,685
- No scandal.

345
00:12:53,686 --> 00:12:55,814
But I can�t handle anything more
than a hookup right now.

346
00:12:55,815 --> 00:12:57,914
- Did you not...
read the event description?

347
00:12:57,915 --> 00:13:00,285
- No. I was just
walking by and...

348
00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:02,925
Millie just dragged me in here.

349
00:13:03,025 --> 00:13:05,565
( ? Boys ? by Lizzo resumes)

350
00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:07,955
- Siaja, not to say that
you�re snobby,

351
00:13:08,065 --> 00:13:10,805
but I think you�re the type
of girl who doesn�t like

352
00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:12,695
to live at the dump.

353
00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:17,065
We should just remain friends.

354
00:13:17,066 --> 00:13:18,174
(whistles)

355
00:13:18,175 --> 00:13:19,615
- That�s all, folks!

356
00:13:19,705 --> 00:13:22,345
Time to hand in your selections.

357
00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:24,715
? Make a girl go crazy ?

358
00:13:27,536 --> 00:13:29,584
(Neevee): Hi.

359
00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:31,285
- Hi. Hi, it�s me.

360
00:13:31,385 --> 00:13:34,185
- To what do I owe the pleasure?

361
00:13:34,285 --> 00:13:35,985
- I have lost Bun.

362
00:13:36,085 --> 00:13:38,485
I have looked
for her everywhere.

363
00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:39,594
- What?

364
00:13:39,595 --> 00:13:41,265
You lost our granddaughter?

365
00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:43,634
(video games beeping)
- We were playing hide-and-seek.

366
00:13:43,635 --> 00:13:45,435
Wait, wait, wait, what do I do?

367
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,305
Do I organize
a ground search or...

368
00:13:47,405 --> 00:13:49,805
(Bun): Hi, Grandpa!

369
00:13:49,905 --> 00:13:51,705
(Alistair): Bun?

370
00:13:51,805 --> 00:13:52,945
Oh my God! Are you okay?

371
00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:55,115
- My best hiding spot
is near Grandma�s.

372
00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:56,675
- Mm-hmm.

373
00:13:56,676 --> 00:13:58,974
(softly): Thank you.
(Bun): You were taking way too long to find me.

374
00:13:58,975 --> 00:14:01,175
Forgot you�re old and slow.

375
00:14:03,055 --> 00:14:05,655
- She got hungry, okay?

376
00:14:05,755 --> 00:14:08,755
But I kinda had you
going there for a bit.

377
00:14:08,855 --> 00:14:10,355
- What the hell, Neevee?

378
00:14:10,455 --> 00:14:11,585
You�re...

379
00:14:11,695 --> 00:14:14,765
You were honestly gonna make me
believe that I lost Bun?

380
00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:17,305
I am trying here, and you...

381
00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:20,135
You are just screwing with me.

382
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,605
(Neevee scoffs)
- Jesus, Alistair, calm down.

383
00:14:23,705 --> 00:14:27,475
I was just-
(phone beeps)

384
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,545
- Unbelievable.

385
00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:31,745
Un. Believable.

386
00:14:31,845 --> 00:14:33,785
(Neevee sighs)

387
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:40,025
- Men are so emotional.

388
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,284
- Siaja, basically every guy
has but you on his yes list.

389
00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:43,324
- Effin� right.

390
00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:44,375
Let�s see your picks.

391
00:14:45,516 --> 00:14:47,564
You picked no one?

392
00:14:47,565 --> 00:14:49,255
I thought you said
you�d be open?

393
00:14:49,295 --> 00:14:50,595
- I am open!

394
00:14:50,596 --> 00:14:52,294
But I spent years
with the wrong guy.

395
00:14:52,295 --> 00:14:54,134
I don�t want to make
another bad choice.

396
00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:56,004
- You can�t tell that
in three minutes.

397
00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:58,115
(Ethan): Am I too late
for speed-dating?

398
00:15:00,605 --> 00:15:04,305
- You... just missed it.
(small laugh)

399
00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:06,115
Um...

400
00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:09,855
But we could play foosball
if you�d like.

401
00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:11,595
- Sure, yeah.

402
00:15:11,596 --> 00:15:12,684
Yes.

403
00:15:12,685 --> 00:15:15,725
- I�m Siaja, by the way.
- Ethan.

404
00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:17,724
- I�m such a sore loser.
It�s horrible-

405
00:15:17,725 --> 00:15:18,724
- Really? I don�t see that.

406
00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:19,964
I mean, you�re good at foosball,

407
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:21,424
so you have that going for you.
- I�m winning.

408
00:15:21,425 --> 00:15:24,295
So how do you like teaching?
- The students are tough.

409
00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:25,964
- How are they treating you?

410
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:26,964
(Ethan chuckles)

411
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:28,565
- I think my students hate me.

412
00:15:28,665 --> 00:15:29,905
- Nah, you seem like a...

413
00:15:30,005 --> 00:15:31,175
pretty likeable guy.

414
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:32,345
- Thank you.

415
00:15:32,346 --> 00:15:34,174
But one of them straight up
called me a red flag.

416
00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:36,345
- If anything,
I�m the red flag here.

417
00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:37,545
- No.

418
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,685
Wait, in what way?

419
00:15:39,785 --> 00:15:41,775
- That is a second date
kind of question.

420
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:42,915
- Oh, yeah?

421
00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:44,054
Am I getting a second date?

422
00:15:44,055 --> 00:15:46,055
I mean, they say
I�m pretty likeable.

423
00:15:46,056 --> 00:15:47,584
- You give a guy one compliment.

424
00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:48,635
(laughter)

425
00:15:48,725 --> 00:15:51,165
- Ooh!

426
00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:54,525
Good game.

427
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:55,695
Hey, it�s, uh...

428
00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:58,865
It�s pretty loud in here.
Did you want to...

429
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:00,435
(cell phone rings)

430
00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:04,175
- Hey, Jason. What�s up?

431
00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:05,604
(Jason, on phone): Hey, Kuuk.
You got a minute?

432
00:16:05,605 --> 00:16:07,574
I was hoping to talk to you
about a job opportunity.

433
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,845
- What would you say
is your favourite thing

434
00:16:09,945 --> 00:16:10,995
about being a mom?

435
00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:13,145
- Um, it�s kind of...

436
00:16:13,245 --> 00:16:16,385
You watch this kid become
their own person,

437
00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:17,655
which is kind of weird.

438
00:16:17,656 --> 00:16:19,684
- But beautiful?
- But really cool, yeah.

439
00:16:19,685 --> 00:16:22,155
(Siaja laughs)

440
00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:24,395
- Hey, I�m just gonna say it.

441
00:16:24,495 --> 00:16:25,695
I like you.

442
00:16:25,795 --> 00:16:28,895
And I�d love to
keep hanging out.

443
00:16:28,995 --> 00:16:31,535
- Well... look at me
not saying no.

444
00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:33,275
(both chuckle)

445
00:16:42,745 --> 00:16:44,545
- Yes, yes, I�m very excited.

446
00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:47,415
Okay. Thank you.
Okay. Thank you. (Alexis): Kuuk!

447
00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:50,815
- Hey!
- Hi, honey!

448
00:16:50,915 --> 00:16:53,285
- Siaja! Hi!

449
00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:54,585
- Hey!

450
00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:57,025
- Hey.
- Who is this?

451
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,965
- Alexis, this is Ethan.

452
00:16:58,966 --> 00:17:00,164
- Oh, my gosh, there he is...

453
00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:01,865
I�m sorry. �Scuse me, guys! Hi!

454
00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:03,064
- Oh, Lex,
I wouldn�t touch that.

455
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,265
He looks a little mangy.

456
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:05,764
(Siaja): Alexis, you shouldn�t
pick up loose dogs.

457
00:17:05,765 --> 00:17:06,964
- He�s harmless, you guys.
It�s okay.

458
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:08,004
(Kuuk): I wouldn�t...

459
00:17:08,005 --> 00:17:09,104
(dog snarls)
(Alexis shrieks)

460
00:17:09,105 --> 00:17:10,945
(all gasp)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

461
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,104
(dog snarling and barking)

462
00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:14,505
- Oh!
(dog yelping)

463
00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:16,045
(snowmobile revving)

464
00:17:16,145 --> 00:17:17,645
- I mean, she can�t have rabies.

465
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,315
Right?

466
00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:22,585
- There were a lot
of lemmings this summer.

467
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:23,684
- Oh...

468
00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:25,425
You know nothing.

469
00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:26,915
Foxes eat the lemmings,

470
00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:28,124
and then when
there�s too many foxes,

471
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,625
rabies spreads like wildfire.

472
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:31,095
Then foxes come into town and...

473
00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:33,325
- Oh. Sorry,
sometimes I�m still a...

474
00:17:33,425 --> 00:17:35,595
(both): City boy.

475
00:17:35,695 --> 00:17:36,995
- Yeah.

476
00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:41,805
Hey, uh...
Looks like your, uh...

477
00:17:41,905 --> 00:17:43,105
Your night went well.

478
00:17:44,935 --> 00:17:47,175
(Siaja sighs)

479
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:51,445
- Ting... got remarried
last weekend.

480
00:17:51,545 --> 00:17:53,745
- Oh. Ouch. That was fast.

481
00:17:53,746 --> 00:17:54,844
- Right?

482
00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:56,245
- Yeah.

483
00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:59,645
But hey, he�ll always be
the loser that lost you.

484
00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:01,395
(phones ringing)

485
00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:05,925
Oh hey, I heard your, um...

486
00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:08,895
You�re leading the winter ball?

487
00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:11,335
- Yeah.
- Congrats. That�s awesome.

488
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:12,705
(both laughing)

489
00:18:12,795 --> 00:18:15,065
Yeah. Oh, and, uh...

490
00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:16,304
Jason called and he asked me

491
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:19,075
to try subbing
at the school, so...

492
00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:20,475
- Nice!
- Yeah.

493
00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:22,915
- That�s actually
so perfect for you.

494
00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,305
You�re so good with kids.

495
00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:25,465
- Thanks.

496
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:26,514
(door opens)

497
00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:27,755
(nurse): Hey Kuuk!

498
00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:29,544
You can go in now.
(whispers): Okay.

499
00:18:29,545 --> 00:18:30,584
(door closes)

500
00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:32,655
Thanks for being here.

501
00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:33,925
See you later.

502
00:18:36,055 --> 00:18:38,455
(Kuuk): Hey! How�s she doing?

503
00:18:40,265 --> 00:18:41,665
(notification alarm)

504
00:18:41,765 --> 00:18:42,895
(door closes)

505
00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:51,795
{\an8} ( ? That Moon Song ?
by Gregory Alan Isakov)

506
00:18:56,915 --> 00:18:58,055
(knocking at the door)

507
00:18:58,145 --> 00:18:59,945
(door opens)

508
00:19:02,715 --> 00:19:03,955
- Hello!

509
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,555
- Hey!

510
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,095
(Neevee): Uh...

511
00:19:08,256 --> 00:19:11,224
I shouldn�t have picked on you.

512
00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:14,625
When... you were
being a massive baby.

513
00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:21,335
Okay. It was the wrong moment
to mess with you.

514
00:19:21,435 --> 00:19:24,105
And you didn�t deserve that.

515
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,445
So I sincerely apologize...

516
00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:31,615
and it�ll never...
ever happen again.

517
00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:38,485
- Well, I accept your apology...

518
00:19:38,585 --> 00:19:41,185
in the full spirit
in which it was given.

519
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:47,765
- Also this.

520
00:19:47,865 --> 00:19:49,205
(paper rustling)

521
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:54,395
(Bun): That�s me.

522
00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:56,545
- Because you said
you missed out

523
00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:57,715
on seeing them grow up.

524
00:20:01,275 --> 00:20:03,575
I�m still gonna mess
with you, though.

525
00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:05,515
Right?

526
00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:06,685
It�s just who I am.

527
00:20:06,686 --> 00:20:07,814
(Alistair scoffs)

528
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,015
(Neevee): Let�s go, Bun.

529
00:20:09,045 --> 00:20:10,815
- Bye!
- Bye.

530
00:20:10,915 --> 00:20:13,115
(Alistair sighs)

531
00:20:16,725 --> 00:20:20,165
( ? That Moon Song ? by
Gregory Alan Isakov continues)

532
00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:29,705
(sniffling)

533
00:20:36,105 --> 00:20:38,475
(knocking at the door)

534
00:20:41,445 --> 00:20:43,545
- I do want a real relationship.

535
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,485
But not tonight.

536
00:20:46,515 --> 00:20:48,385
Tonight, I just need
to clear my head.

537
00:20:50,325 --> 00:20:53,695
- I... might be able
to help with that.

538
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:54,995
( ? Boys ? by Lizzo )

539
00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:57,295
- Take your shirt off.

540
00:20:57,395 --> 00:20:58,835
- Wait, right here?

541
00:20:58,935 --> 00:21:00,535
- Right here. Right now.

542
00:21:03,975 --> 00:21:07,915
? Baby, I don�t need you ?

543
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:11,245
? I just wanna freak you ?

544
00:21:11,246 --> 00:21:12,414
? What�s two plus two? ?

545
00:21:12,415 --> 00:21:14,615
? Four, three, two, ow ?

546
00:21:14,715 --> 00:21:19,185
? Boys, boys, boys ?

547
00:21:19,285 --> 00:21:20,955
? Make a girl go crazy ?

548
00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,595
? Four, three, two, ow ?

549
00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:26,825
? Boys, boys, boys ?

550
00:21:26,925 --> 00:21:28,595
? Make a girl go crazy ?

551
00:21:28,596 --> 00:21:29,624
? Four, three ?

552
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:32,225
? I like big boys,
itty bitty boys ?

553
00:21:32,226 --> 00:21:33,764
? Mississippi boys,
inner city boys ?

554
00:21:33,765 --> 00:21:36,335
? I like the pretty boys
with the bow tie ?

555
00:21:36,435 --> 00:21:38,405
? Get your nails did,
let it blow dry ?

556
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,675
? I like a big beard,
I like a clean face ?

557
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,544
? I don�t discriminate,
come and get a taste ?

558
00:21:42,545 --> 00:21:44,214
{\an8}? From the playboys
to the gay boys ?

559
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:44,364
? Go and slay, boys,
you my fave boys ? ?

560
00:21:44,365 --> 00:21:48,915
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